The actor: Javier Bardem The character: Anton Chigurh The film: No Country for Old Men The line: “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” I maintain that No Country for Old Men is significantly less bleak than people want to believe it is. What matters in this movie, much more than Anton… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #19
The actor: Craig Robinson The character: Nick Webber The film: Hot Tub Time Machine The line: “It must be some kind of hot tub time machine.” Hot Tub Time Machine, in the grand scheme of (fog machine turns on, someone starts playing a harp) Cinema, is not all that much better than The Room. I’m… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #20
The actor: Maria Bakalova The character: Tutar Sagdiyev The film: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm The line: “I have a baby inside me and I want to take it out of me.” Most people in America know who Joe Biden is, and more people know who Donald Trump is. I’m sure most of them could figure out… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #21
The actor: Kirsten Dunst The character: Mary Jane Watson The film: Spider-Man 2 The line: “Go get ’em, tiger.” John Romita, Sr. died a few days ago, and since then my timeline has, even now, paid tribute to one of the foundational voices in superhero comics. The panels I’ve seen most often of his are… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #22
The actor: Monty Montgomery The character: The Cowboy The film: Mulholland Drive The line: “Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad.“ Wade Hatton (Errol Flynn, Dodge City), the 1930s Cowboy — “You know, out here the trail boss has… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #23
The actor: Will Ferrell The character: Ron Burgundy The film: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy The line: “You stay classy, San Diego.” Everyone eighteen months or so I go on a minor MST3K kick. I’ll watch maybe four or five of them in a compressed space of time and feel like I got my… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #24
The actor: Brad Bird The character: Edna Mode The film: The Incredibles The line: “No capes!” On April 23, 1957, the SNL and sitcom veteran Jan Hooks was born, but we know that death is as much a part of life as birth. On that same day, the superhero Stratogale was killed when she was… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #25
The actor: Heath Ledger The character: the Joker The film: The Dark Knight The line: “You wanna know how I got these scars?” Do you ever sit around and think about how the blockbuster world was so in thrall to the Joker that Skyfall remade The Dark Knight with James Bond playing Batman? Every time… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #26
The actor: Jesse Eisenberg The character: Mark Zuckerberg The film: The Social Network The line: “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” When I started working on this list, my guess was that The Social Network would lead the league in quotes. It’s really a great screenplay, from structure to… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #27
The actor: Tommy Wiseau The character: Johnny The film: The Room The line: “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!” Most of our favorite lines from The Room aren’t great lines. Like, the scene with “Hi, doggy” is memorable, but it’s because it’s like they were trying to get the words in like a boxer trying to… Read More Top 100 American Movie Quotes of the 21st Century: #28
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