Dir. Mark Robson. Starring Diane Varsi, Lana Turner, Hope Lange The premise of Peyton Place is based on the shallow belief that many people begin from in their real lives, no matter how many times they learn about books and covers as tots: appearances are reality. The trouble with the fame of Peyton Place is that we all… Read More Peyton Place (1957)
Dir. Richard Linklater. Starring Cate Blanchett, Emma Nelson, Billy Crudup Where’d You Go, Bernadette is a truly rare thing: a movie that runs at about 105 minutes that really ought to run about 135. Anyone who’s watched an Oscar movie will know that the opposite is so much more often the experience, but like Nocturnal Animals,… Read More Where’d You Go, Bernadette (2019)
Before the Oscars, I was flirting with the idea of writing something contrarian. Those anonymous Oscar voter pieces are, as Darren Rovell might have said, “tremendous content,” and the one that went viral this year was the one that basically said that foreign-language movies should not win Oscars. In the week or so leading up… Read More Thoughts on Parasite, Best Picture Winner
From worst to best: 5) Brotherhood, dir. Meryam Joobeur One of the great burns on Glee was that time it came out that Santana said Will needed to be in a twelve-step program because he was addicted to vests, and I strongly second that feeling as regards Meryam Joobeur. Many of the worst tendencies in short films are here… Read More 92nd Academy Awards Live Action Short Nominees
You know, because I’m grouchy, and because “Oscar” and “Grouch” go together, ha ha. Rules! Most importantly, the Grouches hold themselves to movies that it is not impossible to imagine the Oscars themselves might have given attention to. Ways in include production companies that the Oscars have awarded in the past, filmmakers the Oscars have… Read More 1st Annual Grouches: 2019 Movie Year Awards
Looking back at it, “The Trolley Problem” was the episode that marked the great turn in The Good Place from comedy to televised manifesto. “The Trolley Problem” is a great episode, funny enough to fulfill us while simultaneously leaning all the way into the literal Philosophy 101 stuff that dominated so much of the series’ second half.… Read More The Good Place S4E13, “Whenever You’re Ready”
Dir. Alexandre Aja. Starring Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper, Cso Cso You know what’s great? Crawl is great. There is a dog named Sugar (Cso Cso) who shows up very early in the movie. She gets close-ups and everything, so naturally one feels an immediate closeness to her. Sugar is also such a good name for a dog,… Read More Crawl (2019)
Dir. Lulu Wang. Starring Awkwafina, Zhao Shuzhen, Tzi Ma Dir. Jia Zhangke. Starring Zhao Tao, Liao Fan, Casper Liang There are a bunch of scenes where people eat in The Farewell, which is lowkey one of the hungriest movies in recent memory, but the image that stands out from all this eating is the laziest… Read More The Farewell (2019) and Ash Is Purest White (2018)
Dir. David Fincher. Starring Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Carrie Coon There must be some contingent of the viewing public that just likes to watch crazy women, and to plaster on the vaguest psychological terminology to explain away why they might do something lurid and shocking, like throw some red wine on their panties and then… Read More Gone Girl (2014)
Dir. Michael Curtiz. Starring Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains Sometimes, when I feel just aggressively masochistic, I try to narrow down the best scene I’ve ever seen in a movie. This is a fool’s errand, and only fools rush in. On the other hand, I’ve seen Casablanca maybe a dozen times in my life, and I… Read More Casablanca (1943)
Seeing Things Secondhand 